Lightweight Heat-Resistant Hotpants

Camoed up for when you need to stalk your crush.
People still do that right? Sure they do.
Crazy teens do it all the time man. 
Okay, so anyway. 
Camo'ed up to stalk your crush through the bushes. 
It's a bit fucked up but they do a decent job. 
And you'll have your legs free when you need to bail when the NCPD haul ass after you.