Maxiwear Motorcycle Suit

What asshole told you to wear THAT to a photoshoot?
There's no way you're getting paid to look THAT good! Hah! HAHAH! 
Hilarious! I know, right! Had you for a moment there..right?! HAHA!
Anyway. Theres the bike. Strike a pose for our viewers. Look FIERCE! 
Actiooooon and SHOOT!