Maxtac Multilayered Armor-Weave Jacket

Currently not obtainable without console cheats
 
So you thought it would be a good idea to put pineapple on your pizza kid.. Well then. Let me introduce you to Maxtac. 

The boys in black. The men with the green eyes. These predators go under many nicknames in the city of fear and loathing. Don't be mistaken. If you even sniff a hint that they are nearby you duck and cover. And you don't breathe until they are long gone. 

Everyones gangster until it's time to do some gangster shit and Maxtac steps up to the scene. These men don't fuck around. Theres no white flags. There's no "please dont shoot". Theres a rapid cyclic fire of death zeroed in on your critical components. You're statistically more likely to survive a karaoke bar tour listening to famous singer Jubin Babber before someone Kurts themselves than meet these guys. 

Good luck. You'll need it kid.