Mïrame Reinforced-Composite Cowboy Hat

So you like to sparkle like that one vampire dude like a millennium ago to get all the honeys? 

Have we got a steal for you. For only 129 eddies you can run up and down the strip naked and get ALL the honeys. In jail. After NCPD throws you in jail for the night. After all, you've always been clumsy with your hands in the shower.
 
All we can say is, bring the lube choomba. You might even enjoy it.
The butt part, not the surprise buttsecks after you drop the soap. 
That shit needs to stop.