Police Ballistic Vest
So you've got a buddy that was a rookie.
Let's call him James.. Lahey. Yup. That guy.
Yes, he needed some cash for totally not booze..and now you've got it shipped on down to your choomba. HELL YEAH!
But wait, if you wear it outside you're impersonating an officer of the law..that's no good. So you don your backwards cap, throw on some sweet THIN BLUE LINE garb and holster your pas old revolver and VOILA! You'll blend right on in.
Go out there and get shot kid. Do it for the likes on Breddit. Just do it. Or dont. Please dont.