Polka Dot Trench Coat with Puncture Resistant Lining

Man this article name sure sounds like a drunk engineer in marketing forgot to shorten it down! Oh well. 

The Polka Dot Trench Coat with... The Trench Coat is made of premium waterproof lining will withstand light puncture hazards such as rogue umbrellas and other objects you're likely to meet on your ventures.