Powder Pink Skirt with Dura-Hybrid Weave
Every basic bitch is wearing these. So buy these if you want to blend right in.
R&D tells us they taste as good as they look—like cotton candy—but Legal just sent a memo that we have to tell you that we don't recommend that you eat them. Apparently a bunch of gonks in our focus group ate the skirts we gave them. Legal tells us the conference room had to be demolished afterwards.
DISCLAIMER: Do not lick. Do not swallow. Do not eat. If consumed, get your sorry ass to a hospital as soon as possible.