Protective Desert Camo Ballistic Vest

They make it sound so sexy in introduction. Be the layer between the dark and the light. Keep the security of the peoples minds safe. Destroy all incoming threats to our security. Damn. If only I knew then how much of a shit show this would be. Millions of data streams all coursing through my headset at any time. Analyzing. The endless loop of identifiying patterns. Sending out agents to zero anything that is outside of your grasp. Ahh.. It's such a slog. 
 
Sure - I get paid good credits. But my contract is air tight and I've still got 9 years to go. One of these days I'll be done. Retire to a remote location out in the boonies and just settle down. Ah yes. With the credits I make here I'll start a little ranch. Find a good partner and just enjoy the remainder of my days. Maybe a cybernetic dog.. oh - that would be bliss. 
 
**THREAT ALERT** 
** LEVEL 4 BREACHED - INBOUND PERSONNEL** 
**UNKNOWN SIGNATURES**
**SECURITY PERSONNEL ETA 4 MINUTES**
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**SHUTTING DOWN HIVE MIND**
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