Reflective Metalweave Nylon Vest

So you have the money to buy a reflective vest, but also kind of want some protection from the goons over at construction site whiskey tango foxtrot.
 
This badboy can stop .22 LR all day as long as you don't mind a bit of bruising tomorrow.

Like the great pyramids og giza, you can totally be seen from space in one of these under ideal conditions due to our very special reflective coating*
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
*We saw a glimpse of something on the satelite, it might have just been static.. but for the sake of product sales, it was totally seeable from space.