Salamander Eazy-breathe Tarp-weave Jacket

Breaking up with fuckboys can be a hard thing to do.
But sometimes, it's the only way forward. 
So get yourself a brand spanking new (with a worn look!) Salamander Eazy-breathe Tarp Weave Jacket! I bet the designer dropped some serious acid coming up with a bad as name as that.. oh shit did I say that loud?..fuck.