Samurai 2020 Tour T-Shirt
The only thing that will keep you alive when your gonk brain kicks in..
The abslute certainty that everyone know you're a samurai fan.
Which means you're a strong protagonist...maybe?
You always bring out the 2020 tour t-shirt you bought of fleabay when you need to go out of your way to hit on someone. It is what it is.
Does it ever work? No.
Will you keep trying regardless? ABSOLUTELY!