Samurai Combat Turtleneck

Samurai Combat Turtleneck

€251.00Price

When you think you're a samurai. 

But you're really just a slob.

That watch bad samurai flicks on the BD.

So we made a combat turtleneck for real mercs.

But we all know 98% of sales go to nobodies. 

That will never see combat.

But hey. At least they'll look cool. 

With out waist shrinking technology you'll go from a 9XL to a 7XL*

Worth iiiit. 

 

*Will cause organ failure over extended sessions of  use out and about trying to look slim for the models you holler at.

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