Secondhand Knotted Tank

Secondhand. Vintage. Double the price. 
 
We've got this preem synthleather top specially re-fitted with new stitching just for you!
Preem quality stitching you can clearly peep in our marketing materials.
Don't tell me you can tell the difference between real leather and our tech! 
NO way in hell choom! It's just THAT good.
 
Oh, and it's made to micro adjust to your body type so it will always look the best.
How is that done? We don't know. But marketing told us to throw it in.
Just TRUST us okay. We'd never lie to you! Would we? Are we the baddies?