Smiley Hard Protection Layered Bomber

Bodyguarding can be hard when you've got the papz around every corner with those fucking  news drones. 
Thankfully, there are certain things that can stop those fucks.
Like. I don't know. A shotgun slug. None of that birdshot bullshit. Titanium slug. Bing bang boom.  Easy clap. 
Thankfully, you're a excellent shot. Only had a few collaterals this week.