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K: EXCUSE ME SIR, YOU'RE STANDING ON CORPORATE PROPERTY. PLEASE REMOVE YOUR... YOUR....FILTHY ANIMAL FEET OFF MY PAVEMENT!
M: I'm sorry ma'am, I'm on a pilgrimage to see all the sights before joining my brothers on the oth-
K: LISTEN HERE MISTER, YOU BETTER GET MOVING BEFORE I CALL MAXTAC ON YOU!
THEY'LL SWEEP IN HERE AND ZERO YOU FASTER THAN I CAN CALL UP YOUR MONK MANAGER!!!
M: I'm just going to g-
K: OKAY THAT'S IT! I'M CALLING MAXTAC! YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET THE DAY YOU CROSSED KAREN IN HR, YOU..YOU.. SCUUUM!!!!!!!!
N54 News in with special report from downtown!
Monk shot dead by MaxTac after making threatening gestures at HR Office Manager Karen Ardane Seville Sartë.
I: Tell us Karen, what happend?!
K: He came running up to me as I left the proprerty to tell him to leave and he LUNGED! forward with what I thought was a knife! You see that tablet on the ground there? Yeah near the blood. I SWEAR it was a knife! So I called MaxTac! YEAH I DID! I was SCARED senseless! HOLY CRAP! I COULD HAVE DIED!!!!!!!
I: Monks are protesting on Diddler and Breadit at the outrage. However not a single protester has arrived at the scene after 3 hours. People are going crazy on social media..yet.. no one is around. Funny how that goes. Empty words and nothing changes. Back to you at the Studio!